PIRATES.

Has anyone ever realized how freaking AMAZING pirates are??? I've been watching Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm on a pirate tyrade! (Is that a word?? I feel like it's not. :P) Wouldn't it be so fun to make a map that leads to your treasure?? And even more amazing to follow. Jack Sparrow is a beast. Oh, excuse me. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. I have a strange obsession with anything that looks quirky and amazing and weird and old and..... and... ahhh. Like skeleton keys, old corked bottles with questionable subtances in them, old-fashioned looking maps and globes. Give me anything of the sort and I'll obsess over it. TRY ME. Seriously, do it. I need new things to obsess over. Like blogging. I'll post things more, I promise. I think I might have synesthesia. A very small case, but still slightly. It's when for example, if you see a word, you think of a color. I think that's what I have. Give me the letter B. I see aqua, with kind of a glowy ring around it in a slightly darker shade. Give me... hypothermia. It's ice blue, then fades into dark blue, then into a slightly blue-ish purple. Skeleton: ivory, with little cracks and holes inside the letters. I'm not sure if I have synesthesia, or I'm just overly creative with my words. I'll take either one. ;)Have I spent enough time ranting??? I don't think so. You I've actually made up multiple fictional lands and areas. Brookitopia- my world. Alegon- A land of fire and magma. I have a very over-active imagination. I see something weird fly across the sky, I automatically assume it was a dragon until my brain realizes that dragons. AREN'T. REAL. I'm gonna post more, I swear. This is a long post to make up for it. You know gymnastics is really hard sometimes? I mean, it wasn't today because my usual coach wasn't there and it was REALLLYYYYY easy. Yeah, kind of a wasted practice. But, I met this one coach who is really awesome and actually explains things instead of just telling you to fix them. But she's really nice. And Russian. XD Well, I'm going now. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides- here I come!
~Captain Luna~

If it's not about you; no one give a poop's darn

Okay so my parent's friends are gossiping to my non-caring parents more then lifeless schoolgirls. Sadly no one gives a darn, because I have known more 10 year old that have done more in their lives then the people who they're gossiping about, and yet they can't shut up. "O.M.G. Did you hear that she bought a new dress? It is sooooo pretty! and she got it on this AHMAZING black friday sale!" LOL guess what MY PARENTS DON'T CARE! They have a life! So stop being such an immature 40-something year old and start doing things that are good for you in life. I mean at least I have a blog and a few facebook and twitter pages that could eventually get me famous (not) but I still get to talk to you guys, so that's fun. But Siriusly, am I the only one with the misfortune of knowing someone so old and yet so immature?
~Hannah

The media makes people suck and be shallow.

Okay so my cousins are over and we were waching Disney Channel, and my mom's friend comes over and just like watches with us right. So Michelle Obama comes up and she's takling about something and what does my mom's ugly ass friend say? "Oh my gosh she's so ugly." Bitch! That is Michelle Obama! Her husband is the first Black President of America and he's a fail at it too! But Michelle Obama actually tries to do something about kid's health. Why? Because she actually cares! So I'd like to see your troll face on TV while you change the world to be a better place. Oh right you can't cause your four year old daughter has a higher I.Q. You know what Michelle Obama is doing? She is trying to bring health to kids worldwide. What are you doing? Making your own two kids sick and obese. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
~Your beautiful not so usually pottymouthed Hannah

Harry Potter is not a religion!

Okay so I was chillin' on facebook doing photospams and whatever my troll self does and then I see that a page called "Harry Potter is not just a book it's a religion" huh? Okay no. Harry Potter is my life. Yes that's true. But what kind of religion is it? I don't think J.K Rowling wants to be some sort of God. I mean she's a queen, not a God.

Homework, Y U NO DIE?

I simply made this to express my opinions. Homework should not exist.

Off topic and random... but I'm pissed

What kind of sickminded jerk makes 13 year old kids write about the problems of this world? Most teachers. Why do they do this to us? We know the world has problems, we are well aware what they are, but what is writing an essay going to do about it? Make us MORE aware? Wow that's a solution for world hunger (not.)
Last year my teacher made us write an essay about what we thought was a problem AND what we think are two great solutions to help fix it. She is probably the most inspiring teacher I have ever had. She believed in us, and always pushed us to do better. Not only that, but she knew that we had more power then most people would give a kid credit for.
Unlike my teacher this year who doesn't even trust us to do something right. She barely manages to teach us something and then piles up homework. Now she is making me write a 500 word essay about the economy, politics, and society. Dude I get there is a big problem with these things. I mean if I was accepted by society would I be sitting here writing this blog instead of working on my essay. But really what is this essay doing to us, I know 99% of the kids are going to make something up so why even give it to us? I mean you could at least discuss this in class with us. But really? Just randomly make us write it with no purpose BUT to raise awareness.
I don't know about all the other kids in my class, but I don't exactly enjoy reading about how the world is failing to support us, and about the doom of my future. I like to stay positive, especially at this age, where we are already facing so many problems, we don't want something even more to be depressed about. (OOOWWWWCCHH my hand hurts from typing.)
I think schools should consider doing what my 7th grade teacher has done for me. Raise hope and believe in us, instead of trying to make us aware of something without even telling us what we can do. How is this going to help future generations, you tell me.

Homework you're killing me.

I am Siriusly being tortured by this 500 word essay I have to write. Okay 500 words isn't much but I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THE ESSAY IS ABOUT!! My teacher is a bagload of shit, and can't explain one thing properly. I hate her so much.
Sorry for the language I really just had to get my steam out.
~Hannah

Thanksigvingg

Alright so I mentioned that I wasn't supposed to be posting, but my troll instincts got the best of me. I mean I love posing. So here goes HAPPY THANKSGIVING. What are YOU guys thankful for? This is what I am thankful for God, my loving parents, a great home, YOU guys who happen to be the most amazing thing ever, J.K Rowling, Harry Potter, C.S Lewis, Narnia, my friends who's names I don't want to mention but they know who they are, and for a certain person who considers me as a role model. :)  ~Hannah

Bagghhh oh and Happy Thanksgiving

Well okay I'm supposed to be hanging out with my family and not being a troll (yeah right) they just don't get my life. Well I wanted to leave you guys with something to read. I did not enjoy this at all it almost gave me a heart attack, but it made me realise how thankful I need to be for having Daniel Radcliff be Harry Potter. NOW READ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/23/daniel-radcliffe-almost-w_n_1109799.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
~Hannah

Admin Hannah!!

Hello guys, this is my first real post so let me tell you about myself. I am the most lovable troll ever. You are free to follow me on my Twitter account. I plan on getting famous by my trolldome. If you want a caring Potterhead nerd friend I'm here for you. Just tweet me. I have tons of FB pages that I'll be telling you about later, and I will also start a Youtube account just to make commentaries about things that only us nerds will care about, and finally I love you. Well it's true. If I didn't love you as much as I did, I wouldn't be ignoring my family, and homework, and much of my friends for the sake of your interntainment.

Hey Guys!

New blog! Co-blogged by Luna (@Dreamstrike142 on Twitter) and Hannah (@Keycloak75 on Twitter), who are both die-hard Potterheads! On this most beautiful of blogs, we will post about anything and everything having to do with the Boy Who Lived. If you don't know who I'm talking about, get your browser off this blog right now. Well, until next time!
~Hannah and Luna~